Monday, February 22, 2010

We Might have a Calf Tonight!

Him: SO we might get another calf tonight.
Me: Oh yeah, how do you know? Is she in labor or something?
Him: .....No
Me: Well, then how do you tell?
Him: Well, her bum starts to swell up and her udder gets tight. I'll probably go check her tonight.
Me:, check her dialation?
Him: No. Just check on her. (I think he rolled his eyes here.) I think she'll probably have it in the morning though.
Me: Poor cow, that's a long labor. Or...... is she a heffer? Should I be saying "Poor heffer" or "Poor cow?"

No answer...

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