Me: Oh yeah, how do you know? Is she in labor or something?
Me: Well, then how do you tell?
Him: Well, her bum starts to swell up and her udder gets tight. I'll probably go check her tonight.
Me: Uh.....like, check her dialation?
Him: No. Just check on her. (I think he rolled his eyes here.) I think she'll probably have it in the morning though.
Me: Poor cow, that's a long labor. Or...... is she a heffer? Should I be saying "Poor heffer" or "Poor cow?"