You Might be a Redneck if...

You use an old stop sign as part of your Christmas Tree Stand...

(For several years, as you can tell)

Or is it just the fact that you snowmobile into the mountains to find a wild, water-deprived ever-green, with scrawny branches, and still try to make it look pretty?

I think it just might be both....

Now, I'm off to buy a tree skirt!

Psst! Don't tell anyone that we took the only stop sign in the whole town. I don't think anyone will really notice as long as no one says anything. Thanks!