Him: I'm gonna call to see what their prices are for steel trusses.
Me: What do you mean, we can't fit them in our car, can we?
Him: HAHAHAHAH!! Honey, do you know how long these trusses have got to be?! SIXTY feet!
Me: What?! I thought like 6 feet. Geez, how big is your "crick"? Whenever someone says "crick" I picture a little trickle of water.
Him: Well, it's not that big, but the pivot has to go across a part of it that curves, so it makes it wider, ya know what I mean?
Me: Yeah, but 60 feet?
Him: Yep. (Then his phone connected..) Hi. I was wondering if you made 60 foot steel trusses and how much they would cost. I've got a 6,000 pount pivot that has to cross over a creek."
Me: Honey, did you say "crick" or "creek?"
Him: I don't know.